Spookeriffic replied: "The only part about the preachy-ness that bothers me is when someone asks a religious question completely unrelated to Christianity - and the question gets hijacked into a Theology debate about "Why would you want that!? CHOOSE JESUS!" or "Don't do that you'll burn!".
Have respect for people asking the questions, and *just* answer the question! They're asking the question because they want answers to it - if they wanted answers pertaining to Christianity, they'd ask a question about *that*. If your answer is not directly relating to the question at hand - don't answer it!"
seraphina75 replied: "Well, I certainly would have chosen to phrase my question differently, but on the whole, I agree. While we're at it, can we zap everyone who posts any derivative of Pascal's Wager in an effort to convert the rest of us? It pops up at least three times a day now.
It was getting better around here, now it seems to be getting worse again. Actually, I'd like to see a no preaching, no trying to convert rule myself. Even here, it doesn't belong. This is, after all, Yahoo Answers. I don't recall signing up for Yahoo Sermons, do you?"
What do you think of these Chuck Norris Jokes? Chuck Norriss penis is so big that it has a penis of its own and it is still bigger than yours.
Chuck Norris doesnt consider it sex if the woman lives
There are actually 8 wonders of the world. Chuck Norris counts for 4 of them.
God said let there be light, Chuck Noris said say please
There Is No Such Thing As A Lesbian, There Are Just Girls Who Havent Met Chuck Norris
The atom bomb isnt real.. Its just Chuck falling out a plane and punching the ground..
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norriss nutsack.
Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about
Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.
Multiple people have died from Chuck Norris giving them the finger
Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Chuck Norris sperm is so energetic that when he busts Well, Ill leave the rest up to your imagination
Chuck Norris doesnt worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to.
Chuck Norris masterbates with a sledgehammer
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
When the Boogeyman goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris plays baseball he hits a homerun every time by roundhouse kicking the baseball. He then procedes to fuck all the girls in the stadium with his beard.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never
Chuck Norris doesn't need to swallow when eating food
Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.
Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father.
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there
Chuck Norris hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Mrs. Darcy replied: "They're funny, but I barely know who Chuck Norris is......lol"
*Miley* replied: "thnx for the nespapr"
avendale_13 replied: "i plead the fifth."
a_cowgurl_4_u replied: "I like Chuck Norris, but I am so sick of these jokes. I am in the military and Chuck Norris is ex military. Every person in the military I talk to at some point does these jokes."
Future Professor replied: "I think some of those are funny. And I think you have a lot of time on your hands."
ellejare replied: "thats great but you should come up with some new ones. these are getting old"
what happened to d-train? i am a big dontrelle willis fan and i just really need to know...why is dontrelle sucking major nutsack right now. he used to be a cy young runner-up (even though he should won the cy young) in 2005 when he won 22 games and had 2.63 ERA and had 7 complete games, 5 of them being shut-outs, but now he struggling beyond belief. now i know he got injured a little and had some anxiety disorder but he isn't even close to what he used to be. somebody tell me, what did dontrelle do in 2003-2005 that made him so great, and why is he doing so bad right now!?
derekjeter92 replied: "the D-Train finally crashed and burned and he will never be the same.
and he sucks because he has such a weird windup that he can't stay consistent when pitching and has NO CONTROL over his pitches. He walks unreal amounts of batters and hardly can last 6 innings."
Veritas et Aequitas () replied: "He's not an AL pitcher, that's all. Put him back in the NL and he'd at least be sporting a 4 ERA at worst."
TheBigD replied: "His quirky windup really got to him. His control has been lacking and he isn't eating up all the innings that he used to and his strikeout ratio has decreased. Remember the first few years this guy threw a lot of heat. He was so overpowering that hitters couldn't figure him out but now that has all withered away."
Bert Weidemeier replied: "He's the perfect testimonial for anyone who says the AL isn't stronger."
any one heard the song "punk police" by mac dre? sum of the verses go.........stop i cant take no mo...why is the police steady knockin on my dow....24/7 them dowas be trippin....they sum banks was robbed and i fit the di ion....but thats drama..so save it for ya momma......but the biggest gangstas are on the vpd...they hate how i talk...i cant even spit on the sidewalk.......you punk police with a one track mind ....you cant even find whos been robbin you blind.....uh punk police.....'".....""......u fuss and cuss at like a brother like me always searching my nutsack.......any way this is the song why mac dre went to jail RIP so i just wanna test ur knowledge of bay area underground even tho hes not under ground here i stay in the V baby....
raiderisgaminonya replied: "dat iz fo real so ill dem cops be triflin'"

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